He's losing his mind...

I wasn't going to post until Weezy and/or M-loo did, because I didn't want to monopolize the blog; however, they are AWOL.

So, here's the latest from Johnny Mac. Where in the hell did that plumber go? Watch them all look for Joe. Boy, is some intern going to be in big trouble! By the way, they bused in 4000 kids to help fill in the crowd.

Five days left. Get to the polls and make sure you take someone with you!

She Just One of Us, Yeah Right!

PALIN’S $150,000 WARDROBE

The Republican National Committee spent about $150,000 on clothing, hair styling, makeup and other "campaign accessories" in September for the McCain campaign after Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska, joined the ticket.

The expenses include $75,062 spent at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis Minn., and $41,850 in St. Louis in early September. The committee also reported spending $4,100 for makeup and hair consulting. The expenses were first reported by Politico.com.

"With all of the important issues facing the country right now, it's remarkable that we're spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses," said McCain spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt, who has been traveling with Palin. "It was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign."

In 2007, Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards sparked Internet derision and jokes from late-night TV comics after his campaign for the party's nomination paid for two $400 haircuts by a stylist from Beverly Hills, Calif. His campaign said the bill was paid by the campaign by mistake and that Edwards would reimburse the campaign.

T-Monies Take: It would take John Edwards 7.2 years of $400 haircuts to match what the republicans spent on Caribou Barbie! And yet they complain about Obama's warchest and the amount of $ spent on television ads. Well, maybe they should put their money elsewhere. It is quite evident that they are not good stewards with their funds.

The Daily Show

Gotta love The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He always seems to put things into perspective and shows 'em for what they are... a bunch of knuckleheads!

Friday Fun with John McCain, errrr The Penquin

Looks like someone stole the script from The Penquin. Exactly, who is John McCain?

Trimming the fat...

With the economy on a decline, MSU women's tennis coach Weezy was asked to make some cuts. Here is her initial notes of possible cutbacks:

10) Instead of buying pink t-shirts at $10, purchase white t-shirts at $8 and wash with red socks to make lovely shade of rose.
Savings: $18

9) Take advantage of Famous Footwear’s annual 2 for 1 sale.
Savings: $360

8) Kidnap neighbors felines and brew own form of cat-gut to string racquets.
Savings: $500

7) Sack Lunches
Savings: $225

6) Steal tennis balls from any lab-owner backyard in the Gallatin Valley
Savings: $2,500

5) Use Don Kreitz as only official for home matches
Savings: $2,000

4) Have bake sale during Portland State match
Fundraiser: $50

3) Use glow-in-the-dark balls to save on electric bill
Savings: $5,000

2) Take drug van to all away matches
Savings: $10,000

1) Stay at local KOA for all road matches
Savings: $5,000

Total Savings, including fundraiser = $25,653

Any other suggestions?

Oh Those Darn Punch-Drinkers

Hang on gang, here we go! Those darn punch-drinkers are starting to turn into racist hatemongers. It's getting to the point where I just can't watch anything other than Matthews, Olbermann and Maddow.

I guess it goes to show how desperate people can become when being a Maverick, Lipstick Model and Beer Distributor just doesn't cut it with us Joe Six-Pack and Nancy Wine-Box Americans.

Did you see Cindy (the other woman) McCain get up in front of the Republican hordes and scold Obama for his war vote? What the ding-a-ling failed to mention was that her own angry husband also voted the same way in an earlier bill. She said it sent a 'chill down her back,' that Obama voted against (didn't mention the bill had no timeline) funding of the troops.

Honey, that chill was from kissing your husband or Sarah just flying in on her broom from Alaska.

Johnny Mac, the Palinator and Biltmore Barbie all together spouting lies. Here's an idea. You're trailing in the polls. Why don't you split up. You can cover more territory.

Oh that's right, none of you have an original thought, and if you stand alone, we Americans, along with those Gotcha Journalists, will see you for what your really are, or have become...

Racist Hatemongers!

Wink'em, Blink'em and Deceive'em

Okay, so the big event of the week is all said and done.

I know the majority of BunkyTown citizens support the Obama/Biden ticket; however, if by chance some of the 'punch drinkers' stumble upon this blog, please, please, please answer the following question as truthfully as possible.

Is Sarah Palin on the same level as Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, or Kennedy?

Watching her last night was absolutely gut-wrenching. If she would've winked one more time, or said the word 'also' one more time, I might possibly have gone to St. Louis and wrapped the arch around her neck!

Did she say anything of substance? How many questions did she dodge? Is that a sign of a good debater or someone who doesn't know the issues?

Say it ain't so Joe, but she used the term Joe Six-Pack American. Well, that maybe true of the citizenry of Wasilla, but it certainly doesn't represent the people of BunkyTown, who enjoy their micro brews and glasses of wine.

Anyone else fall ill to her folksy delivery style? She is so full of herself and her cuteness, agghhhh!!!! I'm looking forward to Saturday Night Live and Tina Fey. No one can wink, point and make darn sur the American public knows about gotcha-journalism like Ms. Fey.

Plain and simple, Palin is a hick, a rube, a doof-wad. And, yes, here it comes...in my opinion...she makes Georgie II look like an absolute freaking genius.

On the other hand, Joe Biden knows what the heck is going on in the world and could step into the nation's top-spot and not miss a beat.

Picture Palin giving the State of the Union address. Do we truly want someone with an eye tremor representing our country, say, at a G-7 meeting?

The rest of the World is already laughing at us because of Georgie II. We have lost respect.

Our attention must go back to the top of the ticket- Obama/McCain. Based on their ability to pick a running mate, it is clear who offers the most hope and the best chance of getting our dignity back on a global scale.

Last week McCain suspended his campaign. Yesterday, they pulled up stakes in Michigan. Quitters never win.

And one last thought... last night, Palin said John McCain knows how to win wars.

Just exactly what wars has he won?